A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

i have yougurt mit traktor

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

read me write me

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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