Roses are flowers.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Chick Norris... Enough said

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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