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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Obama lin Baden.