- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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