- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

All of these jokes are about white people

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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