roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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