- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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