- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A jew enters a mall.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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