So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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