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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

what is big and white? Your Mom

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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