- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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