- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what did the black women name her child jamaal

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