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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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