Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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human centipede

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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