Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Gay republicans

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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