- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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