How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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woman's lacrosse

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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