- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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