- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I enjoy Popcorn

No your aunties a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A gay man watches football.

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