What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

autistic kids rock

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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