What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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