- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the old man say? Im old

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

PENIS :)

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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