What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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