- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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