- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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