wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Poop

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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