- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

the economy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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