- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Womens rights

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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