Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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