A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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