- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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