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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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