- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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