- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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