- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Golf.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Your mom.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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