what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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