- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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