- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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