- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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