Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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poopy is poopy

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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