what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Three baby seals walk into a club...

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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