- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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