whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

civil rights

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

batman farted so hes retarded

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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