- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A baby seal walks into a club.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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