- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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