- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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