What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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