- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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