- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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