Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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