- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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