What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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