Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

a black man pays his child support

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A man was shot. He died.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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