Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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