- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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