- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are flowers.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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