One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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roak

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A sober Irish individual.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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