A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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