A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

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