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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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