- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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