- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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