- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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