- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Dwarf Shortage

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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