Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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