How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A jew enters a mall.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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