- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

I am quite mature.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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