- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How old are you? 7

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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