an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Women.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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