- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

your mom.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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