What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

WOw you have no life

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Your mother is so fat.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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