- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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