Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A storm be brewin!

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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