- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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