Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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