- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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