- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I named my son ps2 controller

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock knock Come in

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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