- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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