- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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