- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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