Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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