Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Anti Joke

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