what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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