What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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