- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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