why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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