- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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