knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

how much fish could a chicken

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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