Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

No your aunties a joke

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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