- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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