- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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