- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

taking out the trash... at night

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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