- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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