What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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