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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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