What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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