Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A lot eh?

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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