- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

where is the world?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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