the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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