"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Hail Hitler

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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