knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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