- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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