What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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knock knock go away

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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