- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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