Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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