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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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