A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

your face

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Cripples are lame.

Dumb

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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