- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I am quite mature.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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