What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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