Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

this website is a bad joke

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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