why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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