a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Your mom.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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