- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Equal rights!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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