- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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