What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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