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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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