- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what's white and sticky semen

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Women's Rights.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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