- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

1+2 = 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.