- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Hi.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Cripples are lame.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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