Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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