What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

How many light bulbs? 1

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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