- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

The cream, it is coming