- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who is it?

Your face

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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