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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....