Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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