Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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