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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what's white and sticky semen

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Women's Rights.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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