A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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