- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you gay?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why so serious ?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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