- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Good job, son.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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