- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

SHUT UP JP

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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