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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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