A storm be brewin!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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