- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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