A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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