- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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