Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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